THE KIDS ARE UNBREAKABLE!!!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! FUNNY HOW I KEEP ASKING THEM WHAT I SHOULD DO NEXT....AND WHO I SHOULD CONNECT WITH.....MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!!!!!!

YOUR UNDER ARREST!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE!!! ALL I DID WAS STEAL MAGNUM TWIST CONDOMS! I PLEAD NOT GUILTY!!! BUT WILL SETTLE OUT OF COURT FOR A QUICKIE ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

I DIDNT FUCK HER DOGGIE STYLE IN THE LEAFS!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I DID IT ON YOUR BED...YOU KNOW THE ONE U JUST BOUGHT? DONT WORRY ABOUT THE CUM STAIN, IT WAS ALL HER ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

WILL U FUCK ME?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! HMMMM...SINCE U ASKED NICELY...YES ;) OH THAT? OH...UMM...ITS NOTHING...DO ME A FAVOR AND PRESS THAT RED BUTTON FOR ME? NOW WHO'S YOUR DADDY? ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

MOMMY!!!!!!!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU KNOW SOMETHING'S WRONG WHEN YOUR DEAD MOTHER WONT EVEN LET U IN 2 HER REALM OF HELL....SO HOWS UR MOM DOING? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

WHAT DRUGS ARE U ON?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHY WANNA TRY SOME? ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

GOOD MORNING LIL BUDDY ;)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WTF! I HAVE 2 WAKE UP 2 YOUR NAKED ASS STANDING AT MY BEDROOM DOOR WITH YOUR BALLS TOUCHING THE FLOOR AND YOUR STOMACH EATING YOUR COCK? GOOD MORNING? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

I CAN HEAR THEM NOW :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! HOW DID THEY LET U IN? HOW ARE YOU STILL LIVING? HOW ARE U AN ANGEL FROM ABOVE? THIS AND MORE ANSWERED BY THE MIDDLE FINGER :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U!!! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

I CAN HEAR THEM NOW :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! HOW DID THEY LET U IN? HOW ARE YOU STILL LIVING? HOW ARE U AN ANGEL FROM ABOVE? THIS AND MORE ANSWERED BY THE MIDDLE FINGER :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U!!! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

YUCK!!! PUT UR TOOH BACK IN UR MOUTH!!!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IN DO TIME, BUT IF IT REALLY BOTHERS U, U CAN EITHER GIVE ME THE $6,000 FOR A PERMANENT ONE, OR PRACTICE ORAL SEX ON ME....PICK ONE :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

FORGIVE AND FORGET :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT DONT HOLD IT AGAINST ME WHEN I DONT CALL U BACK AFTER I TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!!!

WHAT DO U TAKE ME AS?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! SOMEONE WHO TALKS THE TALK AND WALKS THE WALK? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

GEEZ BIGSHOT!!!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WOULD U BELIEVE ME THAT I HAD 2 DO A LOT OF SEXUAL FAVORS 2 BECOME FUCKING FAMOUS? OR DID I? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

IM THE BLACK ROBIN HOOD :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ITS NOT MY FAULT THE ROYAL FAMILY OF THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION ALLOWS ME TO ROB THE SHIT OUT OF THE RICH AND GIVE THEM THE MIDDLE FINGER AT THE SAME TIME :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

R U TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! EVERY TIME I SEE U, U START BOUNCING AROUND LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.....OR MAYBE IM JUST READING U WRONG....SO WHY DID U LEAVE A CONDOM IN MY LOCKER? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CLLEN BOWE!

U WOULD THINK I GET TIRED OF TALKING :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT MY MOUTH IS ADDICTED TO SLAPPING U WITH THE UNBREAKABLE TRUTH :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

IM NOT SAYING UR A SLUT :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IM SHOWING U THE VIDEO OF YOU GIVING HEAD TO THE PLAYGROUND BULLY :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

WOULD U LIKE 2 BUY SOME GIRLSCOUT COOKIES?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ONLY IF I CAN SAMPLE THEM FIRST ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

U HAVE NOW REACHED THE BREAKIN ADMINISTRATION :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! PLEASE FEEL FREE 2 LEAVE A BAG OF HOT SHIT AT OUR OFFICE :) WELL MAKE SURE ITS DELIVERED 2 THE MAVERICK AND HIS FOLLOWERS :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

I WOULD PROBABLY CRY ;)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! NOT IF I LET U TAKE THE LEAD ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

FUNNY SHIT ;)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU SHOULD HAVE SMELLED THE TRAIL I LEFT IN HIGHSCHOOL ;) MAYBE THATS WHY U ALWAYS KNEW WHERE I WAS AND WHO I WAS FUCKING.....MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

CONGRESSMAN JACK DOETKOTT!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! SHOWED ME THE UNBREAKABLE METHOD OF COMMUNICATION!!!! HE EVEN ADDED A NICE COUNTRY TWIST 2 IT :) ILL MAKE SURE TO PLACE AN EARMARK ON THE DODGE VIPER GTS I DONATE TO YOUR CAMPAIGN :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

CAN U SENSE MY HOLY SPIRIT?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THE SOULLESS CAN, SO WHY CANT U? DONT LET THEM BREAK YOUR MIND WITH THE MISERY AND DREAD THEY SPREAD :) FIGHT BACK WITH THE GIFT OF THE HOLY SPIRIT :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

WE LET U IN U FUCKING ASSHOLE!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THANKS? ALL U DID WAS INVITED ME IN 2 THE DARK COLD PLACE U CALL HOME. I THOUGHT I WAS ON MY WAY 2 HEAVEN WITH THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION! TALK ABOUT BURNED OATS......MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE IS SERIOUS!?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHAT? U THOUGHT I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID I WOULD SHAKE THE FUCKIN SHIT OUT OF THE WEALTHY AND GIVE IT TO THE MEEK ONES? WHAT A SINNER YOU HAVE BECOME...OR ALWAYS WERE? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

HAPPY NIGHTMARES :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! SO THIS IS WHAT EAR PLUGS ARE CAPABLE OF.....TURNING YOUR NIGHTMARES IN 2 HEAVENLY DREAMS :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

THANK YOU FOR PASSING ME :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IM GLAD I DIDNT HAVE 2 BRIBE YOU LIKE I DID WITH THE REST OF MY TEACHERS WITH FUTURE POLITICAL FAVORS :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

LET ME BE CLEAR!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATIONS UNBREAKABLE MIND CONTROL :) WE HOPE YOUR READY FOR THE NEXT LEVEL :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

I FEEL LIKE YOUR THINKING ABOUT ME.....

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT U, I SEE U SMILING WHILE GIVING ME THE MIDDLE FINGER AT THE SAME :) I THINK IM IN......MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

DO YOU KNOW THE SECRET RECIPE TO DESTROYING DEMONS?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! SHE KNOWS THE WHOLE EQUATION! BUT U BETTER BRING YOUR BIBLE, CAUSE SHELL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH U AND THEN ASK U IF U WANT SOME MORE LIKE THE PANCAKES SHE SERVED ME IN GYM CLASS ;) SHE EVEN GAVE ME MAPLE SYRUP ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

THE BEST SEX HAPPENS AT NIGHT ;)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHEN U CAN GATHER SCENTS, AND USE THEM AT UR DISPOSAL :) I USE MINE TO MIND FUCK HOT GIRLS LIKE YOURSELF, AND 2 CREATE POTIONS 2 DESTROY DEMONS :) WANT THE RECIPE? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

LETS FOLLOW THE LEADER!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WELL LEAVE OUR SCENT FOR YOU TO FIND YOUR WAY, BUT BE WARNED :) IF YOU TURN BACK NOW, DR DEATH WILL BE ON YOUR TRAIL, AND HE BROUGHT OLD TWINKIES FOR SNACK TIME NI THE GRAVEYARD :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

MY MIND IS TIED?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! NOW PUT SOME STANK ON IT ;) AND COULD U MAKE IT EXTRA SWEATY? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

DR DEATH HAS LEFT THE BUILDING?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I HOPE MY LOUD MOUTH DIDNT SCARE HIM AWAY :) I ONLY TOLD THE WHOLE WORLD HOW UR TRYING TO KILL ME BY POISONING MY FOOD AND CLEANING SUPPLIES ( WHICH ARE NOTHING MORE THAN DIRTY WATER WITH LEMON JUICE) I GUESS THE SECRET SERVICE, FBI, POLICE, AND THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION WONT THINK OF POINTING THE FINGER AT MY ROOMATE WHO LIVES ON 12824 NICOLLET AVENUE SOUTH, BURNSVILLE, MN 55337. I GUESS ITS A GOOD THING THEY DONT KNOW U DRIVE A PURPLE RUN DOWN TRACKER THAT HAS DUCKTAPE AROUND THE EDGES :) IM GLAD THE WORLD HAS NO WAY TO FOLLOW UR SCENT OF DEATH :) SO U WANNA GRAB SOMETHING 2 EAT? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

YOUR NOT TIRED ARE YOU?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I TRIED TO KEEP THE MARSHAL MATHERS LP AS LOW AS POSSIBLE WHILE BLOWING THE SMOKE FROM THAT MARY-JANE GAVE ME THROUGH YOUR BEDROOM WALL VENT :) I HOPE U DIDNT HAVE ANY NIGHTMARES.......MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

IS THIS A NEW RELIGION?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I THOUGHT U WERENT SUPPOSE TO HAVE SEX UNTIL MARRIAGE? I GUESS IT WAS WRITTEN OUT OF THE BIBLE CAUSE I SAW THE PASTOR MAKING WHOOPY WITH CHURCH CHOIR! TAKE IT AS U WANNA ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

I DIDNT HEAR U COME IN LAST NIGHT.

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! OH I CAME BACK, I JUST PUT EAR PLUGS IN SO I COULD ACTUALLY FUCKING SLEEP WITHOUT HEARING U CRY FOR YOUR FUCKING MUTHER MRS. VOORHIES!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! SO HOW DID U SLEEP? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

THEY LOVE ME, THEY LOVE ME NOT........

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I WAS JUST WRITING "IM IN LOVE WITH YOU" ON THE PIECE OF NOTEBOOK PAPER THAT YOU SNATCHED FROM MY DESK WHEN U THOUGHT I WAS WRITING ABOUT YOU :) YOUR NOW EXCLUDED FROM THIS NOTE :) OH YEAH, I ALMOST FORGOT, YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH :) THATS WHY THE STATE TOOK U AWAY FROM THEM :) HAVE A GOOD DAY :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

YOUR STILL MY LITTLE BUDDY, RIGHT?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! NO? WHAT DID I EVER DO 2 YOU BESIDES TAKE U IN, TRY AND POISON YOU ( ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS MIGHT I ADD) AND TRY 2 BREAK YOU DOWN TO THE SOULESS MIND LIKE MYSELF? HUH? THATS WHY UR NOT TAKING ME TO THE WHITEHOUSE? THATS NOT FARE LITTLE BUDDY....WAHHHHHHHH!!! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

IM GETTING LUCKY TONIGHT!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ILL JUST BRING MY BIBLE AND TELL YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS HOW MULTIPLE SEX PARTNERS IS NOT ONLY IN THE SCRIPTURES, IT WAS PRACTICED ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

WHOS THE FUTURE?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THOSE WHO ARE ON DEATHS BED, OR THE ONE WHO IS BOUNCING FROM HOTEL 2 HOTEL TRYING TO KEEP THE UNBREAKABLE DREAM ALIVE? HMMMMM.......MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!!!!

WANNA FUCK?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I COURSE I DO :) BUT IM ON EMPTY AFTER I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT THINKING OF YOU ;) PLUS IM ALL OUT OF EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS AND BROKE MY COCK PUMP :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION SI U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

PUNK KIDS!!!!!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THOSE PUNK KIDS ARE THE SAME REASON I WAS ABLE TO BREAK THE BARRIER OF FEAR!!! THANKS :) I HAVE YOUR BACK WHEN THE NEXT FOOD FIGHT AT SIBLEY-EAST HIGHSCHOOL BREAKS OUT AT LUNCH :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?





PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

HOW MANY TIMES CAN U HAVE SEX DURING GYM CLASS?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I WAS CLOSE TO GETTING MY MIND MENTALLY FUCKED, BUT THEN THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND WAS COCK BLOCKING WITH HIS WOODEN DILDO :) GOOD THING I FOLLOWED THE CLOUDS ;) SHAME SHAME SHAME :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

HOW LONG ARE YOU BACK?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BACK? I NEVER LEFT, AND ITS 8 INCHES WHEN I STAND IN FRONT OF THE LAMP :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

IM DOING AN INTERVIEW ON PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WATCHING MY UNBREAKABLE MIND RACE AROUND THE WORLD DOESNT COUNT WHILE YOU BLOG AWAY ABOUT HOW GOOD I SMELL DOESNT COUNT. WAIT A MINUTE, I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON WHAT UR SMELLING ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

SHE SAID SHE LIKED PRESIDENTS :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT SHE CROSSED THE LINE WHEN SHE ASKED ME TO USE THE CONSTITUTION AS A CONDOM IN THE CHURCH CONFESSIONAL....AMEN :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

IM NOW IN HEAVEN :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! AND SHE SHOWED ME THE WAY WHEN WE WERE PLAYING DODGEBALL/ MIND FUCKIN THE SHIT OUT OF ME ;) MY WINGS ARE STILL SHAKING ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, ARE YOU STATING THE UNBREAKABLE FACT OF NUTLESS PUSSY EATING CUM DRAINERS WHO TRY TO CONTROL YOU THROUGH FEAR? YES? FUCKIN RIGHT! OR CORRECT? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

IM NOT ANNOYED :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I JUST SMACKED YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE KEYBOARD FOR FUN :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

WELCOME 2 HEAVEN AND HELL ON EARTH :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ON THIS HOT AND COLD JOURNEY, YOUR TOUR GUIDE'S WILL BE THE UNBREAKABLE MINDS OF THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION! I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR CRUCIFIX, SATANIC RITUAL'S HANDBOOK, AND YOUR DIGITAL CAMERA'S! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE IS A BREAKABLE TARGET :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I AGREE :) BEING ABLE TO BREAK IN 2 THE MINDS OF THE POWERFULL IS NOT AN UNBREAKABLE TASK :) TELL YOUR LEGAL NETWORK THEY CAN LICK THE SWEAT OF MY SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS :) YUMMY :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ILL VOW 2 TAKE CARE OF YOU :) ILL LEAVE YOU A PLASTIC TRASH BAG FILLED WITH USED CONDOMS 2 SLEEP IN :) ILL EVEN DIG A HOLE SO YOU CAN USE 4 YOUR PERSONAL BATHROOM :) WHEN YOUR FEELING SICK, ILL GIVE YOU USED NEEDLE'S FILLED WITH AIR TO KEEP YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE UP :) IF THATS NOT A CARING ATTITUDE, I DONT KNOW WHAT IS :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?




PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

SHE'S MY LITTLE PRINCESS ;)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IS THAT WHY SHE ROBBED ME AT SNACK-TIME WITH A GUN MADE OUT OF PLAY-DOH? PRE-SCHOOL HASNT BEEN THE SAME SINCE........ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

IM THE ROLE MODEL OF 2009 AND BEYOND :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ILL TEACH YOUR MISFIT KIDS HOW TO MAKE UNBREAKABLE NOISE WHEN THERE LUNCHROOM IS CONTROLLED BY THE FEAR OF SILENCE :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

IM GLAD I HAVE YOUR VOTE :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ONE OF MY MANY FANS LEFT ME THIS ENTERTAINING NOTE :)


'"Youre a dark stinky ugly nigger. No shit. Back in school i could smell your nigger stench down the hallway. Grow up you stupid bitch you aint shit you dumb fuck youre not going to be shit, you have record a mile long...P.S. heres a tip: show up at your probation violation hearing on the second. Dumbass."


ACTUALLY IT WAS A JURY TRIAL :) MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT U COCKSUCKING COON WORSHIPPING TWAT :) DONT FORGET, VOTE BREAKIN :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

SO....

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WITH AWKWARD SILENCE LIKE THIS, I GUESS THE NEXT STEP IS SEX...DONT U THINK SO? ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

HOW COULD YOU BE SO SOULLESS?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! MAYBE THATS WHY YOUR TRYING TO BREAK YOUR WAY IN 2 HEAVEN :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

WANT ME TO RUB HOT OIL ALL OVER YOUR MASCULINE BODY?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT JUST SO WERE CLEAR, IM NOT GAY :) SO YOU WANT ME 2 GIVE U HEAD NOW OR LATER? :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY 2 ME!?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! HI...DID I OFFEND YOU? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

R U FEELING NEGLECTED?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I KNOW THE CURE! JUST WALK AROUND WITH ME B4, DURING, AND AFTER CLASS :) YOULL BE PRAISED LIKE YOU CHANGED THE IMAGE OF HISTORY :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE

YOUR NOT VERY GOOD AT THAT!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU MEAN THE THING THAT U TRY AND COPY AFTER U SEE ME DOING? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

YOUR GOING TO JAIL!!!!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! REALLY? I GUESS YOU PASSED YOUR BAR EXAMINE TO GET IN 2 LAW SCHOOL :) OR YOU HAVE UNBREAKABLE CONNECTIONS TO THE INSIDE SOURCES OF POWER :) SO WHICH ONE IS IT? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

CUTE! IS THAT UR DOG?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! SOUNDS LIKE SHES CALLING U A DOG :) U GONNA SIT FOR THAT? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

YOU AINT SAYING SHIT!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! EXCEPT WHAT UR MOUTH LIKE'S TO EAT :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

I CAN GO ALL NIGHT LONG ;)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THERE SEXY MIND'S WILL VOUCHE 4 ME ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

WE NEED YOUR NEW MAILING ADDRESS!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WE THINK YOU LEFT YOUR PICTURES OF THE GOOD TIMES YOU HAD B4 YOUR NIGHTMARE BECAME A REALITY :) GOOD THING U HAVE AN UNBREAKABLE MEMORY :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

OINK OINK ;)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WE CAN WIPE EACH OTHER DOWN AFTER WE HAVE HOT COUNTRY SEX IN THE MUD ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

OINK OINK ;)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WE CAN WIPE EACH OTHER DOWN AFTER WE HAVE HOT COUNTRY SEX IN THE MUD ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

I SMELL LIKE MASTURBATION, WANNA JOIN?

B-BOY AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IM GONNA BEAT MY BEEF LOG UNTIL IT GUSHES GOLD AND DIAMONDS!!! AND HERE COME THE GROUPIES AND GOLD-DIGGERS :)P MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

I WANT A REAL MAN!!!!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! MAYBE U SHOULD STOP MENTALLY CRIPPLING HIM SO YOU CAN CONTROL HIM :) BITCH :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

YES U R!!!!!!!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! AN INSECURE DOOSHBAG THAT SLINGS MUD WHEN YOU STEP OUT THE SHOWER? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

DO YOU KNOW THE SCENT OF A REAL DICK?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I CAN SEND YOU A SAMPLE IF YOU WANT ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! 4 THE SAKE OF ARGUING IM GOING 2 SAY NO ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

I LIVE IN A DISNEY MOVIE :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! AND MY ROOMATE IS LIKE THE WEAK SEA SLUG THAT URSULA CONTROLS WHEN THEY BREAK THERE PROMISE :) WAIT...YOU JUST MAKE PEOPLE WEAK LIKE MINNIE SLUDGE MONSTERS :) GOOD THING U BURNED YOUR OWN OATS :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

YOUR WALKING A THIN LINE!!!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THATS HOW I BECAME UNBREAKABLE :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?
PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

WOMEN AGAINST THE WORLD!!!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YEAH, YOUR 24/7 CUNT ATTITUDE WILL ATTRACT BILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U!R U READY!?
PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

IF YOU LOOK AT HER AGAIN IM CUTTING OFF YOUR FUCKING BALLS!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT I WAS ONLY CHECKING YOU OUT IN THE MIRROR.....MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

NO BREATHING!!!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THIS ISNT A 50/50 RELATIONSHIP!!! IF U GET OUT OF LINE, IM TAKING AWAY YOUR OXYGEN TANK!!!! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?
PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

DOES YOUR BODY LOOK LIKE HERS?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! OF COURSE IT DOESNT :) THATS WHY YOU WALK AROUND CARRYING YOUR WOMB IN YOUR MOUTH :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?
PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

SEX IS BAD!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! SO IS THE COBWEB YOU CALL A VAGINA :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?
PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

GIVE ME YOUR PENIS!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IT SEEMS THOSE WHO ARE POWER HUNGARY WANT THE TOOL THAT CONTROLS THE WORLD :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

R U INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BODY?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IF SO, YOU CAN RUN AND TELL THE SEXUALLY REPRESSED LIBRARIAN :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?
PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!

WELCOME 2 THE BREAKIN ADMINSTRATION!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHERE THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS FUCKING THE HATERS IN THE MOUTH WITH NO RUBBER :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

PRESIDENT CALLEN BOWE!