IT SMELLS LIKE POOR PEOPLE :(

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! U SMELL LIKE A PLASTIC CREDIT CARD THAT HAS BEEN SWIPED SO MANY TIMES THE BLACK BARCODE ON THE BACK WORE OFF! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

BACK TO SCHOOL WITH THE BURNSVILLE, MN POLICE DEPARTMENT :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WONT YOU FEEL SO PROUD WHEN YOUR KID IS PICKED TO BE THE NEW INFORMENT ON THE NEW SCHOOL BULLY! I HOPE YOU PUT EXTRA GUAGE AND BAND-AIDS IN THERE "HELP ME IT HURTS!" LOST BUNCH :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

CHEAP DATE MY DIRT POOR ASS!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I HAD TO PAY 32 CENTS JUST TO SHUT YOU UP ABOUT BEING ON MTV TEEN CRIBS! I HOPE YOU KNOW YOUR PAYING ME BACK :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

DO YOU LIKE MY TIARA!?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! SO WHAT IF ITS MADE OUT OF NOTEBOOK PAPER AND ELMERS SUPER GLUE! I THINK IT LOOKS PRETTY :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT IVE BEEN SECRETLY WATCHING YOU WHEN U TAKE SHOWERS IN THE LOCKER ROOM :/ I HOPE U DONT MIND I RECORDED THE SESSION AND SOLD IT TO "REPUBLICANS R US" :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

HAVE U SEEN MY WEDDING RING?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! U PAWNED IT TO ORDER A NEW CREDIT CARD THAT SPELLED YOUR NAME WITH DIRT :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

DOES YOUR CREDIT CARD TALK TO YOU?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IF SO, I THINK ITS TIME TO SWITCH TO GOVERNMENT FUNDED HEALTHCARE AND BENEFITS :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

IT HAS THE SAME OUTCOME :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! AS YELLING "IM BROKE" IN MACY'S WILL MAKE EVERYONE RUN THE OTHER WAY, EVEN THE HOMELESS HOBO WHO THINKS HE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

THATS MY SLAVE NAME!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! MY NEW NAME IS "DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE :) I WOULD HAVE YOU WHIP ME ON MY BACK FOR CHANGING IT, BUT I CANT AFFORD THE "I LOVE HAIRY MUFF" INSURANCE :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

DID U HEAR THAT?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ITS THE SOUND OF THE BREAKIN ENTERTAINMENT MEDIA MACHINE BREAKIN THE BARRIER OF GREED AS USUAL :) NOW ALL I NEED IS NANCY PELOSI'S PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN SEND HER A "FREE THE POOR" GIFT BASKET! IM SURE ITLL BE SPONSORED ON BEHALF OF THE RICH WHITE FATHER WHO DENIED WELFARE BENEFITS TO THERE CHILD WHO LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE KID FROM" LOOK MOM ITS A NEGRO! :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

ON BEHALF OF MY POOR, HOMELESS, AND CONFUSED CONSTITUENTS!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE CONGRESS TO MY KING KONG BANANA PENIS! IT EVEN COMES WITH A JUNGLE FULL OF FUN! NOW SAY AHHH ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

SMELL MY FINGER!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! DONT GET MAD AT ME BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE THE SCENT OF AN AMAZING FEMALE WITH A PERFECT PATCH OF PUBIC HAIR :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

FROM THE SCENT OF YOUR PUBIC HAIR :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IT SEEMS YOU HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT ME 24/7! EVEN MORE MIND BOGGLING IS THE FACT THAT THE SWEET STICKY SCENT OF MORNING HONEY DEW REMINDS ME OF SEX ;) AM I WRONG? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

ARE POLICE OFFICERS BOTHERING YOU?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IF SO, RUB YOUR FINGERS 2GETHER WHILE SWINGING YOUR HEAD FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND WATCH THEM TUCK YOUR TAX PAYING TAILS BETWEEN THERE LEGS AND SPEED THE OTHER WAY :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

THE POOR SHOULD PAY FOR MY 12 HOMES!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I MEAN COME ON! I CANT AFFORD TO BE SEEN WALKING AROUND THE HAMPTONS WITH ONLY 11 HOMES! I CANT EVEN AFFORD TO BE SEEN WALKING AROUND! AND IF THIS UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE PLAN PASSES, ILL LOSE EVERYTHING! WHERES JOHN MCCAIN WITH THAT LOUDMOUTH SARAH PALIN WHEN YOU NEED THEM!? I MEAN, THEY WERE ABLE TO FOOL THE POOR IN TO VOTING FOR THEM, HOPING THE KKK WOULD RETURN IN FULL FORCE! LITTLE DID THEY KNOW NOT ONLY WOULD THE MCCAIN ADMINISTRATION HAVE HUNG NIGGERS, BUT ANYONE WHO WAS MAKING LESS THAN 250K A YEAR! THIS WORLD IS GOING TO THE SLAVES! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

IF UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE PASSES YOU WILL DIE!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! FROM THE DISEASE YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD, BUT COULDNT AFFORD TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAD IT OR NOT! AND IF YOU DONT DIE FROM THAT, THE PAIN AND AGONY OF KNOWING YOUR HEALTHY WILL DESTROY YOUR WHOLE LIVELY HOOD! AND IF THAT ISNT ENOUGH TO SCARE YOU, THE REPUBLICANS WHO TRADED THERE CIVIL WAR RED TIES FOR THE "LOOK MOM ITS A NEGRO!" BLUE TIES WILL SCARE WITH THE THOUGHT OF THEM NOT PUTTING YOUR HARD EARNED RECESSION MADE TAX DOLLARS IN TO THERE POCKETS! HMMPH! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

CAN U SPARE SOME TRIX?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ODD HOW THE ROOM SMELLS LIKE TRIX CEREAL AFTER HOT AND SWEATY COUNTRY SEX :) NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIND OUT WHO TOOK MY WALLET :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

NO MATTER HOW UNPOPULAR I AM :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IM STILL CLAIMING MY POORNESS UNTIL THE EFDS COME AND TAKE ME AWAY FOR SELLING GARBAGE BAG GARMENTS AT DISCOUNT PRICES :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

BREAKIN' SEXUAL EDUCATION!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IS BEST SERVED WITH A THICK AND FULL SET OF HONEY DEW SCENTED PUBIC HAIR, WITH HER PLEASURE CONDOMS AND AN UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF KY-JELLY :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

NOT ONLY CAN I NOT SPELL :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I MAKE THE COURT ROOM TREMBLE IN FEAR BEFORE I EVEN TALK THAT NEW YORK LAWYER SH*$ :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE!

WE FIND THE DEFENDENT "GUILTY!"

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! OF TRICKING THE BURNSVILLE, MN POLICE OFFICERS IN TO CITING TICKETS THAT WILL BE DISMISSED BEFORE THEY EVEN MAKE IT TO TRIAL :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE!

ITS THE POWER OF SCENT?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! COMBINED WITH THE POWER OF WORDS? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

IS YOUR WOMEN GETTING OUT OF LINE?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THROW THE SCENT OF SALT IN HER FACE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! TO THE MENTAL AND PHYSICAL JOYS OF SWEET SCENTED PUBIC HAIR :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

THE SECRET FORMULA FOR SEX?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IS HONEY MIXED WITH SALT :) LET THE SWEAT AND BODIES "BUMPING IN TO EACHOTHER" BEGIN :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE YOUR FACE WHEN YOU CALLED THE BURNSVILLE, MN POLICE DEPARTMENT TELLING THEM I WAS VIOLATING BURNSVILLE MALL TRESSPASSING PROCEDURES, ONLY FOR THEM TO RESPOND THAT THE CASE YOU BOTH COOKED UP BURNED AWAY LIKE A CROSS ON A WARM SUMMER NIGHT IN TEXAS :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

YOU CALL THIS A CRIME SCENE?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU COULDNT FUCK UP A CASE ANY WORSE THEN THE BURNSVILLE, MN POLICE DEPARTMENT WHO ARE SECRETLY WORKING WITH THE BURNSVILLE, MN MALL SECURITY DEPARTMENT :) THEY TYPED ONE THING WHILE YOU TYPED ANOTHER THING :) I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE WORKING TOGETHER? MAYBE YOU BOTH SHOULD TAKE "CREATING A CRIME SCENE 101 :/" MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

I DIDNT STUTTER!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I SAID YOUR A ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................! JUST INCASE YOU MISREAD WHAT I SAID, YOU CAN READ IT ON MY BLOG :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

WHILE YOUR TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IM TALKING ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK :/ MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TALK TO EACHOTHER? :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

YOUR MOVING!?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT WITH THE STRENGTH PROVIDED BY JEHOVAH GOD, WHILE ENTERTAINING THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION ONE MIND AT A TIME :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

ITS ONLY COMPETITION!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IVE FOUND THROUGH EXPERIENCE THAT COMBING YOUR PUBIC HAIR, WHILE ALSO ADDING HAIR GREESE THAT SMELLS SWEETER THAN NECTORINE, ALONG WITH BEING WELL HYDRATED WILL LEAVE A SCENT SO MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY STIMULATING THOSE WHO ADMIRE WILL WILL THINK ABOUT YOU 24/7! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE!

TODAY ON "LOOKS MOM ITS A NEGRO!" :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THE CLASSY WOMEN ALL AGREE! THE WAY CALLEN BOWE SMELLS LIKE HONEY IS MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY STIMULATING! HIS REVOLUTIONARY IDEA OF GROWING YOUR PUBIC HAIR TO ITS THICKEST AND FULLEST HAS THE WHOLE SCHOOL TALKING! NEXT WEEK ON "LOOK MOM ITS A NEGRO!"....MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE!

THE WORD OF TODAY IS!?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ATTRACTION! THE FORMULA FOR ATTRACTING THOSE WHO SMELL SWEETER THEN HONEY IS!?....MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

CASE DISMISSED!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! FUNNY HOW CITING YOUR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS HAS THE STATE PROSECUTOR SHAKING IN HIS CHAIR :) NOW LETS SEE HOW TOUGH THE BURNSVILLE, MN MALL SECURITY GUARDS ARE WHEN THERE ONLY BACKUP PLAN FELL THROUGH LIKE THE MCCAIN/PALIN CAMPAIGN, ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES IN FEDERAL COURT DEFENDING THERE ACTIONS AGAINST THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

WHITE POWER BROTHER!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! SO WHEN ARE WE GONNA MEET NEW PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY HOLD A MEANINGFULL CONVERSATION? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

DID YOU MAKE ANY NEW FRIENDS TODAY?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU MUST BE TIRED OF CONSTANTLY WATCHING YOUR FRIENDS CLOSELY WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, HUSBAND/WIFE COMES AROUND :) IF ITS THAT BAD, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HANG AROUND THOSE YOU CAN TRUST EVEN WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

YOUR NOTHING BUT A WHITE TRASH HICK!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT I DO ENVY HOW YOUR SMELL LIKE GLAD SCENTED TRASH BAGS AND FRESH CRISCO OIL :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?



CALLEN BOWE :)

MAYBE ITS JUST ME?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT WHEN I SMELL LIKE SIN, YOU SEEM TO BOUNCE AROUND LIKE A RETARDED DEMON :/ DOES THAT TURN YOU ON? IT DOES? ALLOW ME TO SPRAY YOU WITH THE SCENT OF THE BIBLE :) WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT BURNS? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

I SMELL BETTER THEN YOU :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! DO TO THE FACT THAT concerning the VARIOUS function(s) of pubic hair includING:
warmth (primary)
visual indicator of sexual maturity
collection of secreted pheromones
reduction of external friction during sexual intercourse
since the pubic area is sensitive (as the head is) hair helps to protect said area
approximate indicator of exocrine pancreatic function
predictor of superior pole fullness of the breasts :) SO WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SCENT? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

WOULD YOU LIKE A TASTE?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! OFFER THE WORDLY ONES A PEACE OF BIBLE SCRIPTURES AND WHATCH THEM CLAW THERE WAY AWAY WITH FEAR :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

PUBIC HAIR 101 :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! Pubic hair is hair in the frontal genital area, the crotch, and sometimes at the top of the inside of the legs; these areas form the pubic region.
Although fine vellus hair is present in the area in childhood, the term pubic hair is generally restricted to the heavier, longer and coarser hair that develops with puberty as an effect of rising levels of androgens. Pubic hair is therefore part of the androgenic hair. Before the onset of puberty, the genital area of both boys and girls has very fine vellus hair, referred to as Tanner stage 1 hair. As puberty begins, the body produces rising levels of the sex hormones known as androgens, and in response the skin of the genital area begins to produce thicker and rougher, often curlier, hair with a faster growth rate. NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU SHOULD GROW YOURS AS THICK AS POSSIBLE :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

I DONT MIND :)

B-BOYS ANS B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! PROVING HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU :) DOES IT OFFEND YOU? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

CALLEN BOWE :)

THE QUESTION I NEVER ASKED :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WAS HOW YOU FELT ABOUT OUR CRUMBLING MARRIAGE :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU :) R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

I TRY TO MAKE THIS WORK :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BECAUSE WE ARE ALL IMPERFECT HUMANS, AND THE FEELING OF LIVING WITHOUT YOU IS WORSE THAN LIFE APART FROM YOU :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU :) R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU WHEN I BUSY PAYING ATTENTION TO EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU. MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

BREAK TRUST :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! AND YOUR ONLY OPENING THE DOOR TO MISERY THAT WILL ONLY CLOSE WHEN YOU TRUST IN JEHOVAH GOD :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

I DONT TRUST YOU :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! TRUST IN JEHOVAH GOD AND FEEL YOUR TRUST WITHIN YOURSELF REBUILD ITSELF LIKE MUSCLE TISSUE :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

IT WAS DOOMED FROM THE START :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE!THE FIRST THING YOU BROKE WAS TRUST :/ SOME HOW YOU CONTINUE TO WONDER WHY YOU CANT FIND TRUE LOVE :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

HE ONLY MY FRIEND :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ID SLEEP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND IF SHE MADE A PASS AT ME :/ IN RETURN, SHED SLEEP WITH YOUR FRIEND IF HE MADE A PASS AT HER :/ HOW I DONT ENVY YOU :) MAKE SOME NIOSE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



CALLEN BOWE :)

IM WITH HIM :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU SHOWED INTEREST IN ME UNTIL YOU SAW A BETTER OFFER :/ IF THATS WHAT YOUR TRUE INTENTIONS WERE, YOU WASTED YOUR TIME EVEN GETTING TO KNOW ME :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

LET THE NAME CALLEN BOWE BE SPOKEN FROM YOUR MOUTH :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ONLY IF YOU GIVE THANKS TO JEHOVAH GOD :) IF YOUR GOAL IS TO SPEAK THE NAME OF CALLEN BOWE TO GAIN ATTENTION, YOUR VOICE WILL FALL ONLY UPON THE EARS OF THE WICKED WHO SERVE SATAN THE DEVIL. MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?



CALLEN BOWE :)

YOUR INVISIBLE TO ME :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! UNTIL YOU STOP DOING IMMMORAL THINGS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE FOR YOUR HEAVENLY FATHER JEHOVAH GOD WHO GAVE YOU LIFE AND GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON FOR OUR SINS. MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?



CALLEN BOWE :)

MY LOYALTY BELONGS TO JEHOVAH GOD :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! AS I SERVE NO MAN OR WOMEN OR SERVE THE RULER OF THIS WORLD, SATAN THE DEVIL. MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

NOW I SEEM TO ATTRACT A LOT MORE CHURCH WOMEN :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! AND ZERO WOMEN WHO WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THE ATTENTION OF SATAN THE DEVIL TO FILL THE VOID IN THERE LIFE :) THANK YOU MY HEAVENLY FATHER JEHOVAH GOD :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

MY HUSBAND IS HAVING AN AFFAIR :(

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IF YOU WOULD HAVE LISTENED TO JEHOVAH AND NOT MARRIED SOMEONE WHO DIDNT BELIEVE IN YOUR HEAVENLY FATHER, YOU WOULDNT BE DOING THINGS TO KEEP YOUR HUSBANDS ATTENTION THAT ALSO GOES AGAINST JEHOVAH GODS VALUES, CAUSING YOU TO CREATE MORE MISERY FOR YOURSELF. HMMMM.....MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

STOP BEING SO PICKY!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IF YOU KEEP YOUR BIBLICAL VALUES AND STEP OUT OF YOUR SHELL, YOULL BE SURPRISED WHO JEHOVAH WILL BRING IN TO YOUR LIFE :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


CALLEN BOWE :)

I CAN MANIPULATE ANYONE!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! TRY AND MANIPULATE JEHOVAH GOD :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?



CALLEN BOWE :)

HAPPY IS HE THAT IS TRUSTING IN JEHOVAH :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! AMEN! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?

TEST SUBJECT CALLEN BOWE :/

HAPPY IS HE THAT IS TRUSTING IN JEHOVAH :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! AMEN! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?


TEST SUBJECT CALLEN BOWE :/

SURPRISED?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL AND HE TRICKED YOU :/ NOW, WHAT DID YOU LEARN? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

TEST SUBJECT CALLEN BOWE :/

SURPRISED?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL AND HE TRICKED YOU :/ NOW, WHAT DID YOU LEARN? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


TEST SUBJECT CALLEN BOWE :/

THE DEMON MADE ME DO IT :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE NEW FRIENDS WHO HAVE BIBLICAL VALUES :/ BAD ASSOCIATION IS YOUR NUMBER ONE DOWNFALL :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

TEST SUBJECT CALLEN BOWE :/

I FORGIVE YOU :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! SO I CAN BE FORGIVEN FOR MY SINS AGAINST YOU BY MY HEAVEN,Y FATHER JEHOVAH GOD :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


TEST SUBJECT CALLEN BOWE :/

I FORGIVE YOU :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! SO I CAN BE FORGIVEN FOR MY SINS AGAINST YOU BY MY HEAVENLY FATHER JEHOVAH GOD :/ MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


TEST SUBJECT CALLEN BOWE :/

I LOVE THE SWEET SCENT OF YOUR MUFF :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! OF LATINO, MIDDLE-EASTERN, ASIAN, BLACK, WHITE, AND BI-RACIAL FEMALES :/ WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COMB IT FOR YOU? IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE AND AN HONOR :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


TEST SUBJECT CALLEN BOWE :/

IS THAT PUBIC HAIR I SEE?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IM ATTRACTED TO FEMALES WHO'S PUBIC HAIR SMELLS LIKE AN ASSORTMENT OF SCENTS :/ COULD THIS BE YOU? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


TEST SUBJECT CALLEN BOWE :/

THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS THE SCHOOL BULLIES IN A HEADLOCK :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHILE I FEED THEM THE PRESCRIPTION PILL "Rx CALLEN BOWE" UNTIL THEY SHRIVEL AND SHAKE FROM THERE OWN INSECURITY AND FEAR :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


TEST SUBJECT CALLEN BOWE :/