HAVE MERCY ON THE RICH :(

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU MIGHT WANT TO SELL ALL THE SHINY ( EVERYTHING) ITEMS U CANT AFFORD. OR YOULL BE HAPPILY SHINING UP THE STREET CURB. THE CHOICE IS YOURS :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU :) R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE!

PLAN B?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT? I DIDNT EVEN HAVE A PLAN! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE!

TEACHER, TEACHER! THE HOMELESS KID DID IT!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WELL THERE'S A LOT OF US, SO U MAY WANT TO BE MORE SPECIFIC :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE!

YOU CAN SIT HERE ON ONE CONDITION :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU MUST INTRODUCE YOURSELF :) HELLO, MY NAME IS CALLEN BOWE :) WHATS YOUR NAME? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE!

READY, SET?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU WAIVE TO THE BURNSVILLE, MN POLICE WHEN THEY DRIVE BY WITH THERE SIRENS SOUNDING DRAWING EVERYONES ATTENTION BEFORE THEY PULL THERE GUNS ON YOU AND ARREST YOU FOR CHEERING THEM UP? MY RECORD IS ZERO :) GO! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE!

KEEP TRYING :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOULL GET THROUGH TO THEM EVENTUALLY :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE :)

WHATS YOUR CLASS SCHEDULE? :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I DONT KNOW. ALL THEY GAVE ME WAS A DETENTION SLIP :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE :)

AT LEAST I TRIED :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! TO HELP YOU BYE TELLING YOU INFORMATION THAT COULD HELP YOU IN YOUR LIFE :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE!

THERE HERE :/

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHO KNEW THE BODYLANGUAGE OF THOSE ON TELEVISION COULD CAUSE YOU TO THINK THERE ACTUALLY COMMUNICATING DIRECTLY TO YOU WITH THERE MIND? :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE!

THEY DONT WANT ME :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THEY WANT MY STATUS OF POPULARITY :) I HOPE YOU CAN HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A DISSAPOINTMENT :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE :)

LOVE IS BLIND :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! KNOW ITS NOT! YOU JUST STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND WHILE YOU REFUSE TO SEE THE GOOD AND THE BAD IN THE PERSON YOUR NERVOUS TO SAY HELLO TO. MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE!

GO TEAM!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THE SCORE IS HOME 0- AWAY 84. GOOD THING I BROUGHT A BACKUP JERSEY :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE!

ITS DOOMED FROM THE START?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THE WORD TRUST SEEMS TO MAKE YOU CRINGE :/ SO IM GOING TO USE IT AS MY WEAPON OF CHOICE :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE!

IM NOT HARD TO PLEASE :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ALL I NEED IS THE TEACHINGS OF JEHOVAH GOD AND HIS FOLLOWERS, A ROOF OVER MY HEAD, A GOOD PAYING JOB, HEALTHY FOOD, A WEIGHT SET, AND A WOMAN WHO ENJOYS WATCHING HER MAN BE A MAN :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE!

POUR SALT ON THE WOUND :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BAND-AIDS ONLY COVER UP YOUR INSECURITY. SALT DIGS DEEP LIKE A MIND BREAKIN WORKOUT IN THE WEIGHTROOM AFTER SCHOOL :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE :)

IM NOT PERFECT.....

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHEN I CATCH MYSELF LYING, I PUT MYSELF IN THE OTHER PERSONS SHOES AND THINK HOW THEY WOULD FEEL. WHEN I CATCH MYSELF BEING BULLIED BY A MANIPULATING PERSON, I TELL THEM TO GET OFF THE ROPES :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE!

IF YOU WATCH CLOSELY :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU JUST MAY REALIZE THAT IF YOU SAY HELLO TO THE ONES YOU ADMIRE, YOUR SILENT WATCHING WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?

GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE :)

OOOPS! I JUST POOPED ;)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE!ONLY THE FOOLISH LET THERE GUARD DOWN. ITS THE CHILDISH ONES WHO LET THERE GUARD DOWN WHEN THE ONES THEY DONT TRUST TELL THEM TO DO SO. MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


GOVERNMENT FUNDED CALLEN BOWE :)

I TALK ABOUT YOU IN MY SLEEP :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT I ALWAYS WAKE UP WITH THE SAME QUESTION....ARE YOU HAPPY? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

H + R + 3200 =?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WILL SECRETLY KILL YOU BY GIVING YOU THE CHANCE TO BE AS HEALTHY AS YOU CAN BE! BE IT YOUR NOT LAZY, WORKOUT ON A DAILY BASIS, EAT HEALTHY, AND FOLLOW BIBLE PRINCIPALS :) IF NOT, VISIT YOUR LOCAL TOWNHALL MEETING AND ASK THE CLOSEST PROTESTOR AGAINST THE "H.R 3200" BILL WHERE YOU CAN SIGN UP FOR PRIVATE HEALTHCARE INSURANCE THAT WILL BANKRUPT YOU BEFORE YOU EVEN GET IN THE DOOR FOR YOUR "FREE CONSULTATION :)" LOL! WHO AM I JOKING? IM POOR :) WHERE CAN I GET MY "BREAKIN FOR PUBLIC OPTION" T-SHIRT? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

DO YOU LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! JEHOVAH GOD DOES :) ILL PRAY TO HIM FOR YOUR LOVE , KINDNESS, FORGIVENESS, AND HAPPINESS :) EVEN THOUGH YOU DONT SHOW IT, I KNOW U LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R UI READY!?

XOXO DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

DID YOU BRING YOUR PERMISSION SLIP? :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! CAMPAIGNNING FOR THE HOMELESS GENERATION DURING THE 2008 ELECTION WITH THE BURNSVILLE, MN POLICE DEPARTMENT WAS THE TIME OF MY LIFE! SO IS IT SAFE TO ASSUME WILL DO IT AGAIN IN 2012? I HOPE SO! IM ALREADY PACKING MY "VOTE BREAKIN ENTERTAINMENT!" FLYERS! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

IM THE VICTIM!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THATS WHATS ALL BULLIES SAY WHEN YOU WRITE "BREAKIN ENTERTAINMENT" ALL OVER THERE LOCKER IN BLACK PERMANENT MARKER :) SO SAD......MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

NAME THAT SHAPE!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! REAL WOMEN TRIM THERE PUBIC HAIR TO MIRROR THERE FAVORITE SHAPE! BE CREATIVE AND KEEP IT SWEET, THICK, AND FULL ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

DUCK AND ROLL!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THOSE SIRENS MEAN THE BURNSVILLE, MN POLICE DEPARTMENT IS COMING TO THE RESCUE! NOW WHERE DID I HIDE MY FAKE BIRTH CERTIFICATE? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

DONT FORGET YOUR NAME TAG :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHEN YOU GO TO THE TOWNHALL MEETINGS CLAIMING YOU DONT WORK FOR A INSURANCE COMPANY, DRUG COMPANY, HOSPITAL, OR LOBBYING FIRM :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

HEALTHCARE REFORM WILL DESTROY THIS NATION!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BLAH BLAH BLAH! I DIDNT HEAR THE RICH KICKING AND SCREAMING WHEN THEY WERE WHIPPING THE MIDDLE CLASS ( DIRT POOR) ON THERE BACKS WHILE YOU SIPPED YOUR LEMONADE.....MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DONT WANT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! OH REALLY? HOW WOULD U KNOW? U DIDNT EVEN ALLOW THEM TO VOICE THERE OPINION! THAT OPTION ISNT COVERED FOR THE UN-INSURED! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

THANK YOU MY HEAVENLY FATHER JEHOVAH GOD?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! FOR PROVIDING ME WITH THE COURAGE TO ASKF OR FORGIVENESS, WHILE FORGIVING THE WORLDY ONES FOR THEY KNOW NOW WHAT THEY DO :) AMEN :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

IM ONLY HUMAN?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! SO IF YOU REALLY NEED ADVICE, LOOK IN YOUR BIBLE, PRAY TO THE LORD JEHOVAH GOD ( YES GOD HAS A NAME, LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY) FOR THE STRENGTH TO FOLLOW HS RULES TO SAVE YOUR LIFE, AND YOULL BE BREAKIN THE BARRIER OF EVIL WITH OUT EVEN TRYING :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

WHERE DID YOU GOT O SCHOOL?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! MY UNCLE TOM STATUS HIDDEN WITH THE SEX APPEAL OF A WOLF WAS ABSORBED IN EDEN PRAIRIE, MN :) BUT MY UNBREAKABLE STREET SENSE MIXED WITH A VISION OF A BURNSVILLE, MN POLICE OFFICER WAS CREATED ON THE GRASSY FIELDS OF BURNSVILLE, MN! CONFUSED? ME TO :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

ITS THAT SUBURBAN SWAG!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WITH A GOVERNMENT HANDSHAKE IN THE FORM OF UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND FOOD STAMPS :) THANKS UNCLE SAM! I GUESS WERE NOW EVEN :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

NAME THAT SCENT!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ITS THE SCENT OF CHOCOLATE COVERED MILK BALLS WITH A HINT OF AXE BODY SPRAY :) EXCITED YET? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

THE WARNING!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IF I TOLD YOU TWICE, IVE TOLD YOU TWICE! COMING AFTER THE MEEK ONES WHO ARE THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS NOT ONLY INSANE, BUT INCREDIBLY FUNNY HOW YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO BREAK ME BY POSTING MY PAST ON THE INTERNET :) WHAT DO U THINK IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS WHOLE TIME? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

WHEN YOUR FEELING INSECURE :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ASK JEHOVAH GOD FOR THE STRENGTH TO QUIET THESE EMOTIONS OF FEAR :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

WHEN YOUR FEELING INSECURE :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ASK JEHOVAH GOD FOR THE STRENGTH TO QUIET THESE EMOTIONS OF FEAR :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE

LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! CHEATING INTENTIONS IS THE REASON YOU DONT WANT ANYONE ELSE TO LOOK AROUND AT THERE SURROUNDINGS :) WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND, ITS NOT FOR SAFETY, BUT ONLY TO FIND A NEW CHEATING PARTNER JUST LIKE YOU :) ITS SO TRUE IT HURTS I KNOW :( MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

YOU CANT HELP WHO U WERE BORN TO :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT YOU CAN KEEP THEM AT A SAFE DISTANCE BY FILING A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THEM :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

ITS THE TRUST STUPID :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WITHOUT IT INSECURITY TAKES OVER, DROWING YOU IN ITS WORLD OF DARKNESS. MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

I DONT TRUST YOU :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! AND WHO WOULD? ITS NOT THAT U LIE, CHEAT, AND STEAL, ITS THAT YOU TRY TO PIN YOUR SINFUL UNFORGIVING GUILT ON THOSE WHO ONLY TRY TO HELP YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS YOU! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

YOU KNOW HAVE NO IDEA :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE CELEBRATED FOR BEING DIRT POOR :) MAYBE ONE DAY YOULL HAVE THE PRIVELAGE OF KNOWING :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

DOES THE HEAT BOTHER YOU?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! NOT ME! I ENJOY THE PISSING, MOANING, WHINING, AND BITCHING BY THE SAME PARTY WHO LOST EVERY THING BEFORE THEY EVEN HAD THE CHANCE TO GET WHAT THEY NEED :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

COUGH COUGH :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! CHEATERS TRY TO CONFUSE YOU BY MAKING U SICK WITH THERE OWN SICK THOUGHTS, WHILE THEY LOOK THE OTHER WAY IN HOPES THAT U WONT CATCH THERE SEXUAL ADVANCES :) ANOTHER WIN FOR DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

I HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE TO YOU :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT IT SEEMS YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO PROVE TO ME :) HOW CUTE :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

CAN U PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! HELL NA! THIS IS MY DAY OFF! YOU BETTER ACT LIKE THE NURSES OFFICE IF YOUR NEW PLAYGROUND. MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

CAN U PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! HELL NA! THIS IS MY DAY OFF! YOU BETTER ACT LIKE THE NURSES OFFICE IF YOUR NEW PLAYGROUND. MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

I DONT WANT A TIMEOUT!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ITS THAT OR MY FOOT UPSIDE THE BACK OF YOUR SNOBBY CHILDISH ASS! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

HOW BIG IS IT?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! MY MENTAL MIND CAPABILITY? WOULDN'T U LIKE TO KNOW ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

I DONT DO THAT!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THATS WHAT YOU SEEM TO BE IMPLYING ON YOUR FACEBOOK, MYSPACE, AND TWITTER PHOTOS :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

NO REFUNDS!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IM SURE YOUR USE TO HEARING THAT FROM UNSATISFIED CUSTOMERS FROM "SKANKS ARE US ;)" MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

YOUR MEAN!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I WOULD BE MEAN TO ME TO IF I DID EVERY THING U DREAMED OF DOING BUT WONDERING HOW I MADE IT HAPPEN BY JUST BEING HOMELESS :) DAMN IM GOOD :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU :(

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THAT U USE THE POWER OF YOUR INNER FEAR TO TRY AND STOP THOSE WHO U R STRONGER THAN YOU :) NOW I KNOW WHY YOUR EYES MOVES FROM SIDE TO SIDE RAPIDLY WHEN YOUR CHALLENGED TO BE YOURSELF :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

YES IT ME!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! SO STOP GAWKING AT ME WHEN YOU SEE ME TYPING ON THE KEYBOARD AT WALSER NISSAN WHEN THE CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENT IS TRYING TO SCREW YOU OVER ON YOUR CAR PART THAT IS TECHNICALLY COVERED BY WARRANTY, BUT THEY CLAIM ISNT PART OF THE CAR. TSK TSK :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

IM LOOKING FOR A WOMEN!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHO LOVES THE SCENT OF A AN APLHA MALE WHO PUTS HER IN HER PLACE WHEN SHE STEPS OUT OF LINE :) IS THAT U? IF SO, SAY HELLO :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

THAT AINT MY WIFE :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOUR SLUTTY WAYS ONLY CONTINUE TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS WHEN YOUR HUSBANDS MISTRESS LAUGHS AT YOU EVERY TIME YOU GO TO THE BANK SHE WORKS AT. MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

A REAL WOMAN!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! PROUDLY DISPLAYS HER ELEPHANT EARS WHEN SHES TURNED ON BY AN ALPHA MALE THAT SMELL LIKE "DIRT POOR" CALLEN BOWE! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U ! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

ID BE A FOOL NOT TO DATE YOU ;)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YEAH U THE SEXY WOMAN WITH PERKY BOOBIES AND VULUPTOUS CURVES :) THERE GOES MY EVOLUTION OF BEING A RED BLOODED MALE AGAIN :) I GUESS WANTING A WOMAN WHO PROUDLY DISPLAYS HER BODY WHEN IM AROUND IS ASKING TO MUCH :) I GUESS MATING IN THE WOODS WHILE RELEASING YOUR SEXUAL SCENT FOR ALL TO ENVY IS A THING OF THE PAST AS WELL HUH? THATS YOUR LOSS, BECAUSE IM ONLY TURNED ON BY THE SCENT OF A BLOOD FLOWING HEAVY BREATHING WOMAN WHO ENJOYS SWEATING WHEN SHES HAVING A GOOD TIME WHILE HER FLOWER GARDEN GETS WETTER AND WTTER :)! BUT IF YOUR LOOKING FOR A BOY, ILL GLADLY POINT YOU IN THE DIRECTION OF THE NEAREST POLICE DEPARTMENT :) SO LETS STOP PLAYING HIGHSCHOOL GAMES AND MOVE IT UP TO THE "DIRT POOR" CALLEN BOWE LEVEL OF "I HEARD YOU HOOKED UP WITH DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE! WAS IT EVERYTHING I DREAMED OF?" ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

BACK TO THE WORLD WITH A BACKPACK AND A WATER JUG :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! LET THE SCENT OF SUCCESS BEGIN :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

HAVE YOU BEEN BLOCKED?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ITS A NORMAL PART OF FOREPLAY :) THE NEXT STAGE IS....MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

PENIS VS VAGINA! WHOS IS BIGGER?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I DONT THINK I WANT TO KNOW :/ MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

WOULD YOU LIKE A LOLLY?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THE NEXT OLD PERSON WHO TRIES TO BULLY ME BY SLOWLY RUNNING IN MY DIRECTION WITH THE AID OF THERE GOVERNMENT RUN HEALTHCARE PRESCRIPTION WHILE THERE HIP COMES LOOSE WILL ONLY CAUSE ME TO THE QUESTION.....DID YOU TAKE YOUR PRUNE JUICE TODAY MR WILSON? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

WHERE YOU GOING MR?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THEY ALWAYS TELL ME "SEE YA!" AS THEY RUN AND HIDE IN THE CORNER WHILE PLOTTING THERE NEXT MOVE AGAINST ME :) OH THOSE SILLY FEAR MONGERING SELF HATING GRED INDUCED REPUBLICANS :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WATCH FOX NEWS :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ARE THOSE WHO SECRETLY ENVY, ADMIRE, AND LEARN FROM POOR PEOPLE WHO CLAIM THERE THE HIRED HELP :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

SAY YES TO GOVERNMENT RUN HEALTHCARE!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! OR ENJOYING LOOKING FOR A JOB AGAINST HOMELESS PEOPLE WITH MISSING TEETH WHO ODDLY SMELL BETTER THAN YOU :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

IM PERFECTLY HEALTHY!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! MY EYE ONLY FALLS OUT OF ITS SOCKET WHEN I SNEEZE AND MY URINE LOOKS LIKE GREEN KOOL-AID! SAY NO TO GOVERNMENT RUN HEALTHCARE! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

THE PROCEDURE OF SMELLING A WOMAN IS!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE@ ARMPITS, CROTCH, BOOTY, AND END WITH A SEXY GRIN :) NOT THE SEXY GRIN THAT HAS THEM YELLING PERVERT JUST INCASE YOUR WONDERING :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

I SMELL A WOMAN!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU KNOW THE ONES WHO LEAVE THERE STANK IN THE WILDERNESS TO FIND TO STONGEST ALPHA MALE THAT WILL BREAK EM BACK TO THE STONE AGES? IF NOT, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING ;) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

COULD U THROW ME A BONE? :(

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT YOUR A BURNSVILLE, MN POLICE OFFICER :) UR LIVING THE GOOD LIFE :) WHAT SAY U NEED HELP FROM A DIRT POOR SNOTTY NOSED CHOCOLATE NERGO LIKE MYSELF? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

YOU DAMN SOCIALIST!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! TELL THAT TO THE POPULAR KIDS AT SCHOOL WHO EVERYONE ENVIES :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

DONT SASS ME BOY!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IM POOR! DO IT AGAIN AND ULL SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO EAT BEANS FROM A USED TIN CAN! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHO HAS THE MOST SEXUAL STIMULATING SCENT OF THEM ALL? ..............ME!? OH THANK YOU MASSA! I SWEARS ISS NEVA BACK TALK TO AGAIN.................MEDIA MARKETING MACHINE TAKE 2! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

IM A MONSTER!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! BUT I MUST SAY THIS MISSING TOOTH DOES ADD TO MY RUN AWAY SLAVE APPEARANCE QUITE NICELY :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

THE TOOTH FAIRY IS FULL OF SHIT!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! ALL SHE DID WAS BOND MY TOOTH BACK IN WITH KNOCK OFF SILLY PUTTY! AINT THIS A......MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?


DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!

HELP ME MR BLACK MAN!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I DONT KNOW...THE 40 ACRES AND A MULE DOESNT SEEM SO TEMPTING ANYMORE :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

DIRT POOR CALLEN BOWE!