THANKS 4 THE RIDE!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! I WAS DRINKING MY ASS OFF AT ST CLOUD HOOTERS! THE AMAZING MANAGER ( B-GIRL WENDY) SPIT HER BREAKIN GAME AS USUAL :) IM ET JOSH ( A SECRET NEO-NAZI) WHO SAID HELL GIVE ME A RIDE BACK 2 CAMPUS :) HE SHOWED ME HIS DAUGHTER WHO WAS 8 ( LOOKED LIKE A MIX BETWEEN WHITE AND MEXICAN) B-GIRL WENDY STAYED IN HER OFFICE AFTER SHE MET B-BOY JOSH. NOW I FEEL LIKE AN ASS, BECAUSE I THINK WENDY IS JEWISH, AND HERE I WAS TALKING TO A NEO-NAZI. HE COULDNT HAVE HATED BLACKS THAT MUCH, AS HE WAS LISTENING 2 JA RULE IN HIS CAR. I GUESS WE MUST RESPECT THE OPINIONS OF ALL :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

SENATOR CALLEN BOWE!

ITS HARD BEING THE LOSER :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WHEN UR THE BREAKIN LOSER :) HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

SENATOR CALLEN BOWE!

SENATOR CALLEN BOWE AGREES WITH HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THE BREAKIN PRESS HAS LEARNED HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI STATED "SENATOR HILLARY CLINTON'S VOTERS NEED A BREAKIN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT..." SENATOR BOWE REPSONDED FROM THE BREAKIN HEADQUARTERS IN BURNSVILLE, MN BY SAYING "THANK YOU :) BUT DONT BE SURPRISED IF THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION CONTINUES 2 FLICK YOU FUCKING CRYBABIES OFF :)" MORE AS IT BREAKS! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

THE BREAKIN PRESS!

SENATOR BOWE RESPONDS TO CLINTONS NAME BEING PLACED IN NOMINATION AT THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THE BREAKIN PRESS HAS LEARNED SENATOR BOWE'S RESPONSE ON SENATOR HILLARY CLINTONS NAME BEING PLACED IN NOMINATION AT THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION! HE STATED "I KNEW THIS WOULD HAVE TO HAPPEN SINCE THE VERY FIRST DAY SHE SUSPENDED HER CAMPAIGN:) SHE WANTS 2 MAKE HISTORY AS WELL. HOPEFULLY NOW HER FUCKING CRYING SUPPORTERS WILL CHEER UP :) BUT IM GUESSING THERE GOING TO BE EVEN MORE PISSED WHEN SHE STILL DOESNT GET THE NOMINATION :) HAHA! SUCKERS!" MORE AS IT BREAKS! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

THE BREAKIN HEADQUARTERS!

YOU THINK YOUR FIST WOULD HURT BY NOW :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! YOU KEEP SLAMMING IT ON THE DESK LIKE ITS GONNA SCARE US :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

SENATOR CALLEN BOWE!

YOUR NOW IN THE BREAKIN SPOTLIGHT OF HOLLYWOOD!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! HOW DOWS IT FEEL? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

SENATOR CALLEN BOWE!

R U 2 AGGRESSIVE WHEN ITS COMES 2 INTRODUCING YOURSELF?

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! MAYBE U SHOULD TRY A DIFFERENT METHOD THAN THROWING CHAIRS AT THOSE WHO U WANT 2 DATE :) OR EVEN BETTER :) PUT THE KNIFE DOWN AND HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION :) THESE METHODS MIGHT HELP :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

SENATOR CALLEN BOWE!

THE BREAKIN PARTY BUS!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! IS ROLLING THROUGH YOUR COLLEGE! HAVE YOUR PUKING BAGS READY!!!!! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

SENATOR CALLEN BOWE!

BREAKIN ENTERTAINMENT HAS HOOTERS MN GOING BANANAS!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! DONT BELIEVE ME? LOOK ON THE WALL AND U MIGHT FIND THE UNBREAKABLE B-BOY HIMSELF, SENATOR CALLEN BOWE! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

SENATOR CALLEN BOWE!

ANY STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED :)

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WITH THE UNBREAKABLE MIDDLE FINGER :) ANY MORE QUESTIONS? DIDNT THINK SO :) MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

SENATOR CALLEN BOWE!

IM FUCKING AMAZING AT WHAT I DO!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! AND SO R U! MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

SENATOR CALLEN BOWE!