GO FIGURE, ITS A FUCKING SAUSAGE FEST!

B-BOYS AND B-GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE! WELL, GOTTA MAKE THE BEST OF IT :) I HAVE THIS BLONDE WIG, LIPSTICK, AND A PAIR OF READING GLASSES :) ANY TAKERS? MAKE SOME NOISE 4 THE CLASS OF THE NEW GENERATION IS U! R U READY!?

SENATOR CALLEN BOWE!